"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
~Molly Weasley - best kick-ass mom in the universe
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"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
"By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many."
"I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it."
"I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness."
~Albus Dumbledore - best Hogwarts Headmaster period